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One-Liner Jokes

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I woke up to a surprise вlоwjов this morning… I should really start sleeping with my mouth closed.

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How to stop drinking вееr..?
Ans. Start whiskey.

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Why did the Walkers not bite Glen in the Coffee Shop?
The Zombies were busy taking a selfie.

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They say marriages are made in heaven, “well," so are lightning and thunder!

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That awkward moment when you tickle someone who isn't ticklish

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The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes.

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A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies,
"No, just having a shiт."

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I really need to stop blaming autocorrect and face the fact that I can't spill.

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Did you hear about the guy who was wanted by a bank?
He was in debt with them, so he was wanted, "Debtor Alive"!

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"Men are mean to their friends just like women are nice to their enemies."
~Lisa Simpson

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Saw my old car yesterday. It is a Rolls Canarly.
It rolls down one hill and canarly make up the the other.

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Confusius say,man who lives in glass house must dress in basement.

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You've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find the handsome prince...
But he probably isn't going to be interested in some frog-kisser.

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If a wife is called the 'better half', then what is a husband called?

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Why were all the ink spots crying?
Their father was in the pen.

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Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw?

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Ad outside a store specializing in jeans-wear:
"Ladies have fits upstairs".

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Can't wait for summer so I can stop complaining about how cold it is and start complaining on how hot it is.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern bar with thongs?
The Gaza Sтriр Club

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What do you call a tube with a degree?
A graduated cylinder.

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