One-Liner Jokes

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Help me! The paranoid delusional people are after me!!!

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The itsy bitsy spider climed up the water spout out came the gun and wiped the f*cker out.

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My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vоdка.

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Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

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200 lbs on Earth is only 74 lbs on Mars. I'm not fат, I'm just on the wrong planet.

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Excuse me, I'm lost, May I go home with you?

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Some people say I'm deep.. If only they seen my scars.

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Why did Gus drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?
He wanted to test his new air brakes.

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I took my pain pill... so why are you still here?

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My life is like a Lamborghini.
It’s going too fast, and it costs too much.

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There once was a dog named Tax. I opened the door and income Tax.

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How can you tell when the nursery employees are most excited about spring?
When they wet their plants.

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There is no way to aggressively say "tater tots". Try it.

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I had an uncle who drank a lot...
When he died, he was cremated.
He burned for two days.

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If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome…
I would have one dollar… thanks mom

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.

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The hottest cars travel faster than sound. You’ll be in the hospital before you even start the motor.

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I think the condoms need to be located in the baby aisle next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar formula cans.

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If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

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Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.

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