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One-Liner Jokes

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If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome…
I would have one dollar… thanks mom

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.

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The hottest cars travel faster than sound. You’ll be in the hospital before you even start the motor.

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I think the condoms need to be located in the baby aisle next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar formula cans.

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If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.

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Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.

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Confusius say,boy who brings ladder to school must be in High School.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My wife enjoys sports and anything else that calls for an argument.

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Sports Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If life doesn't scare the shiт out of you, you're doing it wrong.

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What do you call a guy in a pile of leaves?
Russell!!! (The Name)

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What does a cannibal use for a menu?
A phone book

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I'm in a good place right now... not emotionally. I'm just at the liquor store.

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Promises are like babies Fun to make , but hеll to deliver.

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Boy: Do you have fever?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

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Ham and eggs: a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A feminist once asked me, “What’s your view on lеsвiаns?”
I said, “1080p.”

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What can you break without touching?
Promise.

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Poor old Bob sent his photograph off to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely

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I had an uncle who was allergic to cotton...
He got some pills for the condition but couldn't get them out of the bottle.

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Definition of preface: What you looked like before plastic surgery.

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