One-Liner Jokes

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The itsy bitsy spider climed up the water spout out came the gun and wiped the f*cker out.

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Help me! The paranoid delusional people are after me!!!

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The worst one-liner was probably the Titanic

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Which fly captured the ladybird?
The dragonfly.

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Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total.

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How do you fit 5 elephants into a five-seat car?
Get a really big car.

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A good friend is like a four leaf clover... sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower.

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One-Liner Jokes Friendship Jokes

There's a name for people without beards. Women.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

My vacuum cleaner broke. I put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it, and now it suскs again.

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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it???
It's a small world... but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious.

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Wife is the knife which cuts the life but there is no life without a wife.

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Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.

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Money can't buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!

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Money jokes Kids Jokes One-Liner Jokes

That moment when you find yourself pulling a dorr that says push
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific.

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Just got an Oscar nomination for my role as “man surprised his credit card was declined”

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

I used to think I was trapped in a woman’s body…
Then I was born.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.

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Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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One-Liner Jokes