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One-Liner Jokes

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"When I'm feeling lonely I don't shave one of my legs so it feels like I'm sleeping next to a man."

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

I gotta go to work today cause millions of people on welfare depend on me.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I hate long lines, unless it's сосаinе.
In that case, I love long lines.

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One-Liner Jokes

Sometimes I text and drive. I know it's dangerous, but I do sтuрid things when I'm drunк.

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One-Liner Jokes

If the government shuts down then nothing will get done... just like before.

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One-Liner Jokes

I don't always have a valid argument, but when I do its later that day, in the shower

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One-Liner Jokes

I have so much debt, I can start a government.

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One-Liner Jokes

If you get offended by the jokes and comments on here, go ahead and blame your parents... for raising a рussy.

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One-Liner Jokes

The awkward moment when you're ваnging your chick doggie style and can't help but notice the вuтт hole lint.

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One-Liner Jokes

I am so intuned with women that I can read her emotions just by lookin at her hands. For example..... if she's holding a gun she chances are she might be upset.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

When the zombie apocalypse finally happens, I'm moving to Washington D. C. I figure the lack of brains there will keep the undead masses away.

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One-Liner Jokes

Bumper sticker:
"Last Christmas I got a new rifle for my wife. Good trade, don't you think?"

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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The economy is getting so bad; the other day my ATM gave me an IOU.

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One-Liner Jokes

Sushi lovers... they are "hooked" on raw fish.

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One-Liner Jokes

If life is handing you melons... You might be dyslexic.

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One-Liner Jokes

How does a teenage schoolboy propose marriage?
Your having a what!?!

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School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Веll. Well he actually said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What do you call 144 blondes?
Gross ignorance.

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Gross Jokes Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Women are the quickest to learn the three R’s. This is R’s, that’s R’s, everything’s R’s.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?

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One-Liner Jokes