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One-Liner Jokes

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I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair "ginjas".

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My uncle was on drugs for years, but almost relapsed and got himself killed. All because he saw a sign that said "сrаск in the road"!!

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There's a big difference between a bear hug and a bare hug...

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My blind date told me on the phone that she was far from ugly, when I met her I realized she was a lot closer than she thinks! this b*tch need prescription make up!!

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When nobody is home, I like to bury myself in the garden and pretend I'm a carrot..

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If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas... will it stay in Vegas?

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I got covered in ketchup earlier today, from my head tomatoes.

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I swear if I didn't have a smartphone i'd be asleep 4 hours earlier every night.

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I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently tapping "end call" just isn't doing it for me.

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If all the characters from the Mickey Mouse show are talking animals, why is Pluto just a f*ckin' dog?

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Animal Jokes One-Liner Jokes

For anything that I said or did last night, I plead the fifth...
... Of vоdка.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Everyone's middle name should be "Motherf*ckin". Try it. Doesn't it sound so great?

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Why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?

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Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches.
When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you've had enough.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Attention Walmart Shoppers: Dress for the body you have, not the body you want.

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I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the сrар out of me. That's it. No more reading!

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Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.

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I am done trying to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.

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If you're sober, it's a police car... but if you're drunк it's a taxi.

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One-Liner Jokes Police Officer Jokes