One-Liner Jokes

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If you use dollar bills to make it rain would throwing a handful of quarters at a stripper be considered making it hail?

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For all you mothers out there today, remember that you have high school tomorrow, so don't stay up too late.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Your mouth is like a вuтт, when you speak shiт comes out

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That awkward moment your boss catches you answering phones with a British accent when your bored..

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That awkward moment when you realize that "Hakuna Matata" is the PG version of I don't give a f*ck.

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Never pick up a homeless hitchhiker, they'll never go home.

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If Jesus is the god of lamb, and the mother of Jesus is Mary, so that means Mary had a little lamb?

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God Jokes One-Liner Jokes

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANTED ORANGES!!!"

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Note to self, telling a woman to "calm down", stimulates hulk-like outbreaks.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

Always bake cookies at 320°, because 420° is too high.

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Never try to argue with someone that's on Adderall... Cause you will never win.

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

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I hate when I walk into the classroom late and everyone stares at me like I just killed two people when I obviously killed seven.

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Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

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Lips that touch liquor, touch other lips quicker.

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"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a соndом company

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Kids Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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Men jokes One-Liner Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

There's a young man at the bar frustrated. Him and his wife got into a fight and she kicked him out. He see's an old man at the bar happy as ever, but notices a ring on his finger. He asks " How long have you been married?" Old man says "65 years, and im still happy as ever"
"How?" Asks the young man. The old man then says " Well one day my wife and I way back were walking with our donkey to go get some water from the well. On our way back the donkey falls and spills some water. I said "Donkey thats one." It falls again later and I said "Now dаммiт thats two!" It falls yet again and spills all the water. So I pulled out my gun and shot it in the heard and killed it. My wife then yelled " Now why in the hеll did you do that?!" I looked at her and said "Woman now thats one".

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School starts with "s" and so does slavery.
Coincidence? I think not.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

My style can be described as “This smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday?”

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