One-Liner Jokes

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My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your f*cking house to the ground.

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How come the glue dosent stick to the inside of the bottle?

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If skinny people go skinny dipping. Do fат people go chunky dunking?

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Failure is the pillar of another successful failure..

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You squeeze it, rub it up and down, thick white stuff comes out, it's a tube of toothpaste.

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Everyone is entitled to my opinion

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Guy 1: Do society a favor. Кill yourself.
Guy 2: Show me how it's done first.

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Men are like babies... when they get cranky, just shove a niррlе in their mouth!

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Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

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What if lollipops moaned when you licked them?

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Sometimes I like to lay in a bathtub full of jello and pretend I'm an unborn fetus.

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S. H. I. T = Super. Hero. In. Training

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Hummingbirds are just regular birds who can't remember the lyrics.

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A big shout out to sidewalks... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Women are like shed roofs, if you don't nail them hard enough they'll end up next door.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I can't listen to myself, I'm drunk

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I hate when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

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People probably won't remember what you do or say, but they'll never forget that one time you banged a fatty.

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Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

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One-Liner Jokes