One-Liner Jokes

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Obama would be the worst cashier ever.
He'd never give change

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After sеx, I enjoy a big glass of get the fuск out of my house.

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I didn't give a fuск until I drank Red Bull.
Now I don't give a flying f*ck.

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Having a small diск is the leading cause of acting like a big one.

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House sitting is fun until someone falls off a roof.

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There are two things in this life that we all can agree on. Воовs.

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Some times you gotta grab life by the тiтs and shake it up a bit.

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The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do... tomorrow.

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I'm sweating like a fаggот at a hotdog stand.

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I get more аss than a toilet seat

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How many Mayans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they predicted it would change itself.

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The Mayans predicted that the world would end on December 21rst. I predicted that I'd be filty rich by the age of 18. I guess we both were wrong.

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Sometimes I take really hot showers to practice burning in hell

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It takes a lot of ваlls to golf the way I do.

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Disneyland.
The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

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Mayan Guy: Hey wanna вееr?
Other Mayan Guy: I'm working on this calendar, but I guess if I don't finish it won't be the end of the world.

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Calm down... If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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Taken is the adult version of Finding Nemo.

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Stop saying "12/12/12" only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens once in a lifetime. That's how time works.

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