One-Liner Jokes

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I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently tapping "end call" just isn't doing it for me.

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I swear if I didn't have a smartphone i'd be asleep 4 hours earlier every night.

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I got covered in ketchup earlier today, from my head tomatoes.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas... will it stay in Vegas?

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When nobody is home, I like to bury myself in the garden and pretend I'm a carrot..

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My blind date told me on the phone that she was far from ugly, when I met her I realized she was a lot closer than she thinks! this b*tch need prescription make up!!

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There's a big difference between a bear hug and a bare hug...

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My uncle was on drugs for years, but almost relapsed and got himself killed. All because he saw a sign that said "сrаск in the road"!!

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I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair "ginjas".

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I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said "hey that's my shiт!"

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We call her "magnet" because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.

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Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being a dentist.

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Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

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Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FABULOUS!

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That annoying moment when your Capri Sun refuses to lose it's virginity.

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Got hired at Walmart. Do I start pulling my teeth out now or do they just fall out at orientation?

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It's always good to spread happiness, so smile at a stranger today.
Or flash them your воовs, strangers love воовs!

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I should've known that it wasn't gonna work out between me and my ex girlfriend. After all, I'm a Scorpio and she's a b*tch.

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Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman her learns her place.

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