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One-Liner Jokes

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Note to self, telling a woman to "calm down", stimulates hulk-like outbreaks.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANTED ORANGES!!!"

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If Jesus is the god of lamb, and the mother of Jesus is Mary, so that means Mary had a little lamb?

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God Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Never pick up a homeless hitchhiker, they'll never go home.

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That awkward moment when you realize that "Hakuna Matata" is the PG version of I don't give a f*ck.

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That awkward moment your boss catches you answering phones with a British accent when your bored..

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One-Liner Jokes

Your mouth is like a вuтт, when you speak shiт comes out

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For all you mothers out there today, remember that you have high school tomorrow, so don't stay up too late.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If you use dollar bills to make it rain would throwing a handful of quarters at a stripper be considered making it hail?

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman her learns her place.

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Jokes about Women One-Liner Jokes

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.

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I should've known that it wasn't gonna work out between me and my ex girlfriend. After all, I'm a Scorpio and she's a b*tch.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

It's always good to spread happiness, so smile at a stranger today.
Or flash them your воовs, strangers love воовs!

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Got hired at Walmart. Do I start pulling my teeth out now or do they just fall out at orientation?

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That annoying moment when your Capri Sun refuses to lose it's virginity.

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Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier if my wardrobe wasn't so FABULOUS!

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One-Liner Jokes

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

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Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being a dentist.

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We call her "magnet" because she attractive from the back and repulsive from the front.

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I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said "hey that's my shiт!"

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One-Liner Jokes