Certo dia um moco passava pela porta de um petshop e avistou um papagaio que parecia ser muito simpatico. Interessado em compra-lo o moco entra na loja e comeca a conversar com o paapgaio: Ei... Un homme rentre dans un magasin d'animaux, fait le tour et passe devant un perroquet sans pattes. Il dit à voix haute : "Le pauvre qu'est qui a put lui arriver?" - Je suis né comme ça, dit le... O casal não podia ter filhos e não conseguiam adotar um filho, nisso o psicólogo deles sugeriu: "Adotem um animal" Então eles resolveram adotar um papagaio, só que o bicho tinha uma pata só, e... A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his реnis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?" The parrot said,"Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked,"What did he do with my wife?" The bird said,"I don’t know; I got hard and fell." 0 0 0 Animal Jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes Relationship Jokes Parrot jokes Cheating Jokes