Phone jokes

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I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.

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What network does LukeSkywalker use? Yodaphone

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Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.

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I put my phone into airplane mode… it’s a terrible transformer.

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Why don’t skeletons have a mobile? They don’t have any body to talk to.

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I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.

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What’s a lobster say when they pick up the phone? “Shello”

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Why don’t birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.

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My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea… not sure why he is upset.

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How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn’t get any hooty calls.

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What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.

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I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.

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I named my phone “The Titanic” because it’s always syncing.

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My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.

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Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Воотy calls.

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How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.

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What happened to the girl’s phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.

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What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.

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Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.

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What does the hippie say when they answer the phone? “Mellow”

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