Phone jokes

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One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?"
I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?"
"What choir?" he asked.
"Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your аss over here" the father then replied
"Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said.
I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled"
I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...

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Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have.
In an attempt to кill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

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Q. How does E. T have an advantage over orphans
A. E. T can actually phone home

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When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings.

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My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.

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Yo Momma so fат, she steps on a scale and makes my phone number come up.

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I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

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How is a telephone like a dirтy bathtub?
They both have rings!

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
You get a buzzy signal!

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What is the favorite TV show of a telephone number?
Game of Phones!

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Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!

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What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!

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Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
He lost his contacts!

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What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!

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What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!

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Why does anyone still have a landline?
To locate their cell phone when it goes missing!

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Why does the bird never make phone calls?
Because it might wing the wrong number!

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