Pick-Up Lines Jokes

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Guy: Hey, you dropped something when you walked by.
Girl: What?
Guy: My jaw!

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Dамn baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind

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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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If I could rearrange the keyboard I'd put U and I together... Oh wait, it's already there.

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You remind me of my big toe because i'm going to ваng you on every piece of furniture i own.

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If you pull my gas pump I'll give you free fuel.

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Can I touch your belly button... From the inside?

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You must play the trumpet because you make me horny

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Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because your magically delicious

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The turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
He said: i sold my tv.

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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years... Can I kiss you between the holidays.

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Roses are red clovers are green i will ваng you so hard you'll walk with a lean

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If you were a door I would slam you all night!!!

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I got skittles in my pants, come and taste the rainbow

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Your a toilet. Why? Beacuse your full of shit

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If your two legs are slices of bread can my diск be the peanut butter

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If a man went to see his phschiatrist in nothing but saranwrap, what did the phschiatrist say? a:i can clearly see your nuts!

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes Men jokes

Boy: Hey, girl! Wanna get some pizza and f*ck?
Girl: Uh! No!
Boy: What? You don't like pizza?

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Pickup line for you guys this weekend:
Hey baby, are you ketchup? Because I want to rub you all over my wiener.

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