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How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

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You've got 206 bones in your body, would you like 1 more?

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Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

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Girl, if you were a camel, I'd huмр you!

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Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my соск.

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U.

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna sтriр?

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Nerd - Can I touch your software
Girl - Only if I can touch your hard drive first
Nerd - Can I install it into your system?
Girl - Only if you cover it with anti-virus

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Girl - Why are you following me?
Boy - Well, my mom always said to follow my dreams.

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You can't spell "awesome" without "me".

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I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207.

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They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
Wanna fight!?

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Guy- "The word of the day is legs"
Girl- "ok...."
Guy- "So how about we go back to my place and spread the word"

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Can I tie you shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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I'm a necrophiliac. How well do you play dead?

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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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Girl: what do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt and кill aliens
Girl: what!? Aliens arent real
Me: have you ever seen one?
Girl: no
Me: you're welcome

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Can I be your terrorist baby, because you're the bomb!

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Will you be my girlfrien?
There's no "d" now because you'll be getting it later.

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Girl, is that a shovel in your back pocket?
Cuz I'm diggin that ass

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