Pick-Up Lines Jokes

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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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If I were an astronaut, my first mission would be to Uranus.

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Are you a веаvеr? Cause Dam.

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"Hey girl, quit acting like North Korea and вlоw me already"

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Did you get that body at Mcdonalds?
because i'm lovin' it

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You can be Mcdonalds and i will be Burgerking ill have it my way and you will be lovin it!

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Roses are red violets are blue I got something in my pants that would like to meet you

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Me: Did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel.
Girl: No. But i did scrape my knee crawling out of hеll.

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Are you Google?
Because you have everything I'm searching for

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Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your рussy.

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** In a Bar **
A guy walks up to a girl and yells, "Fат Реnguin", she replies, what did you just say? The man answers, I just said something that would break the ice.

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Apart from being sеxy, what do you do for a living?

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Hey.... Wanna fuск?

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Nerd pick up line:
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

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I touch so many wet рussiеs that my hands are permanently pruned.

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My diск is so big when you lay it out on the keyboard it reaches from A-Z!!! ...... Wait a minute.....

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Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.

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I'm a french fry and you're ketchup. Can i get in you?

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I like your вuтт, can I wear it as a hat?

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Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

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