Pick-Up Lines Jokes

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Zombie Воотy Call... Sign:
Hey, what's your sign? Mine's "Rest in Peace."

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Zombie Воотy Call... Slab:
I've got the biggest, hardest slab in the cemetery!

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Zombie Воотy Call... Teeth:
If I had any teeth left, they'd hurt, because you're so sweet.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Rot:
Why don't we just go back to my place and rot?

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

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I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?

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Do you work at subway because you just made me a footlong

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Boy - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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People call me Chris but you can call me tonight.

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Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

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If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

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Are you from outer space beacause your аss is out of this wotld

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Roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

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Make sure to give your side b*tch a pencil for Valentine's day so she knows she is #2.

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Man: Excuse me, Excuse me, do you no CPR?
Woman: (hopefully says) Yes
Man: Oh thank god
Woman: What is it?
Man: My diск isn't breathing, I think i need mouth to diск resuscitation.

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God says for us to be fruitful and multiply.
So what do you say?

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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications

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