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Lincoln Воотy Call... Unite:
Baby, let's unite the way I united the North and South.

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Geek Воотy Call... Power-Up:
When I look at you, there's a power-up in my pants.

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Viking Воотy Call... Horns:
The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.

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Viking Воотy Call... Tundra:
Hey baby, let me warm your frozen tundra.

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Viking Воотy Call... Lips:
Mmmmm... your lips taste like salted fish.

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Viking Воотy Call... Red:
Would you like to meet Erik the Red?

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Hobo Воотy Call... Warmth:
Let's go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.

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Washington Воотy Call... Revolution:
I cannot tell a lie. You've started a revolution in my pants.

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Washington Воотy Call... Minutemen:
I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are just Minutemen.

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Washington Воотy Call... Delaware:
I cannot tell a lie. I'd cross the Delaware for a night with you.

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Washington Воотy Call... Nickname:
Want to know why they call me one of the nation's "Fondling Fathers?"

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Pirate Воотy Call... Whale:
How'd ya like to breach my sреrм whale? Yar!

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Whisk:
You won't believe what I can do with a whisk!

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Clown Воотy Call... Wig:
I wear a wig down there, too. Honk Honk!

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Past:
In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Free:
Free yourself from your mind... as well as your pants.

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Karma:
Getting good karma requires giving... and giving... and giving...

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Zombie Воотy Call... Astrology:
What's your sign? I hope it's "I do it with zombies!"

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Zombie Воотy Call... Eyes:
I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead eyes.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Give:
I'd like to give you my heart... or my arm... or my leg...

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