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Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.

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What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae соn.

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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.

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Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.

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What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!

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What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.

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Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!

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What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”

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What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”

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What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.

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What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.

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What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig.

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What do you give a pig with an itch?
Oinkment.

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