Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

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I just saw butter trending on twitter….
Someone must have spread the word.

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Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A:
"Annex" marks the spot.

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I see that they have discovered a hidden pyramid……when they looked inside the explorers found a tomb containing a king, wrapped in gold…..when they unwrapped him, he was covered in chocolate and nuts.
They reckon they’ve found the tomb of Pharoah Rocher.

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Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38:
'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

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Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

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Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho."
"Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hое."

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THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my рескеr into."
Now wipe that smile off your face.

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Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

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Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

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What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

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Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!

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Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A:
"Oh sheet!"

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Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.

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If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
"Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary вlоwjов."

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Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.

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