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Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…
Well that explain it all now doesn’t it

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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

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I’ll never forgot 9/11, it was a terrible day but sometimes beautiful surpises can bloom from tragic seeds. For example, my house actually climbed 2 places in the list of world’s tallest buildings.

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A dog and a chicken walked into a bar. The bartender started to laugh...
The dog leaned over and whispered in the chicken’s ear, "Do you still have the ALCU on speed dial? I think we have a case here!"

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The veteran politician, not known for his public speaking skills, was going to give a speech at the Olympics. He looked at the teleprompter and began, "O, O, O, O, O."
An aid quickly ran over and told him, "That is the logo sir."

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A Politician rang up the "self help" line and said "I'm fed up with my life and am going to кill myself"
The operator said "where are you". The politician said "I am on the train track under the bridge"
The operator said "please stay on the line"????

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Barrack Obama won the election on a platform of “change”.
I say “what change?”, what’s so new about a black guy who can’t pay his bills and has massive debt problems?

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Don’t tell me I don’t know what it’s like to get rареd ladies…..
I pay taxes too.

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It’s so quiet in the Clinton camp, you can hear an email get deleted.

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America's First Law of Motion:
An object in motion tends to stay in motion, and an object tends to stay at rest, unless an external force acts upon the object.
Meaning
America tends to go its way unless acted upon by Osama.
America's Second Law of Motion:
The acceleration of a body is proportional to the force applied on it.
Meaning
The number of sleeping pills an American takes is directly proportional to the number of video tapes Osama releases.
America's Third Law of Motion:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Meaning
For every death of an American, there is a death of an afghan.

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Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.

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I was gonna make a joke about 9/11 but it’s just plane wrong.

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It’s Kim Jong Un I feel sorry for.
He must have thought that his position as the world’s biggest demagogue with weird hair in charge of a nation was unassailable.

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Two convicts were sitting on their cot in a jail cell. One says to the other, "I hear you’re getting out in a few days. Tell me something are you going straight, or are you going back into politics?"

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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When interviewers asked USA presidential candidate Gary (“Aleppo”) Johnson to find Syria on a map, he showed them a piece of sandpaper.

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Mexico’s president has cancelled his trip to America to visit Trump.
The wall isn’t even built yet and it’s already keeping one out.

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Trump has announced that he has all the necessary materials to build the wall along the Mexican border.
When he won the election 60 million Democrats shiт a brick

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The General Services Administration has experts who actually visit different agencies and suggest ways to streamline their day-to-day routines.
One such expert visited the Federal Communications Commission and suggested that they get rid of the clutter. He suggested, as a start, that they throw out all correspondence over ten years old.
The FCC director loved the idea and replied, "Good thought. But first, we'll have to make three copies of everything."

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I love the game, "Survivor". They start out with 20 contestants who are systematically knocked out of the game until there are only three left. The winner is the one who lies and backstabs the most people. You know, like politics.

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