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On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

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This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.

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My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

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What’s the difference between an Afghan hospital and an Al Qaeda training camp?
I don’t know I just fly the drone.

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Two Irishmen were talking: The first asks, "Connor, you know that guy Trump who is running for President?" Connor says, “I do Sean, I do."
"Well", says Sean, "The next time he gets up to talk, I'd like to see someone throw a shoe at his head". "Now, now, you know you're not supposed to wish harm on anyone", says Connor. "Oh!” says Sean, "I'm not wishing him harm, and I just want to see Donald duck."

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Do politicians ever lie?
What do you think they get paid for?

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Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.

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For the record USA….
Today is 9/11.

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Fidel Castro dies and goes up to heaven. He's standing at Heavens gate and St. Peter tells him it was because of what he did to his people, so he will be going to hеll. When Fidel gets to hеll he tells Sатаn he left his bags in heaven and needs to go get them. Sатаn says
"I'll get two of my demons to get them for you." The demons are in Heaven and they both are wondering where his bags are. One of the demons looks over the gates and they both start climbing the gates and an angel sees them and says " Great he's already sending refugees over."

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The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.

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Politicians have to solve two primary problems, and they aren’t your problems they are concerned about. … The first problem is getting elected and the second is getting re-elected.

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After North Korea developed the Hwasong-10 Ballistic Missile, South Korea has responded by developing the more deadly Samsung Galaxy Note 7

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How do you make a politician laugh?
It's easy, just let them get away with something. The worse it is, the harder they laugh.

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British politician Janice Atkinson has demanded that the UK reintroduce the death penalty for suicide bombers. …
Uh huh…

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AJokeADay has something in common with Donald trump.
Both use the slogan may the best joke win!

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If pro is the opposite of соn, what's the opposite of progress?
Congress!

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So quiet at the Clinton camp you could hear Bill’s pants drop!

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I’m thinking Bill should buy Hillary some crotchless underwear. Nothing sεxual, just a way to give her a better grip on her broomstick.

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This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.

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The world is a funny place. We used to have Empires run by Emperors, then Kingdoms run by Kings, now we have Countries…

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