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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet?
He kept logging on and off.
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You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
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This website may not be idiот proof, but at least it’s diмwiт resistant.
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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
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Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a computer?
A: Hairy Reasoner.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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System restore disk, do not erase!
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it. What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? -F1, F1, F1... Una vez un programador se ahogó en el mar. Muchos marineros estuvieron en ese momento en la playa, pero el programador estuvo gritando: “F1, F1”y nadie le entendió. - Mit mond az informatikus, amikor beleesik a vízbe? - ??? - F1! F1! F1!
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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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Double your drive space.
Delete Windows!
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How do insects communicate?
By bee mail.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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