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Да не забравиш, че Аляска също е руска... Да не заборавиш дека Алјаска е исто руска... No olvides que Alaska también es rusa... Не забудь, что Аляска тоже русская... Vergiss niсhт, dass Alaska auch russisch ist... N'oublie pas que l'Alaska est aussi russe... Μην ξεχάσεις ότι η Αλάσκα είναι επίσης ρωσική... Non dimenticare che l'Alaska è anche russa... Alaska'nın da Rusya'ya ait olduğunu unutma... Не забудь, що Аляска теж російська... Não te esqueças que o Alasca também é russo... Nie zapomnij, że Alaska też jest rosyjska... Glöm inte att Alaska också är ryskt... Vergeet niet dat Alaska ook Russisch is... Glem ikke, at Alaska også er russisk... Ikke glem at Alaska også er russisk... Älä unohda, että Alaska on myös venäläinen... Ne feledd, hogy Alaszka is orosz... Nu uita că Alaska este și rusă... Nezapomeň, že Aljaška je také ruská... Nepamiršk, kad Aliaska taip pat yra rusiška... Neaizmirsti, ka Aļaska arī ir krievu... Ne zaboravi da je Aljaska također ruska...
Don't forget that Alaska is also Russian...
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Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20 story building.
During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.
First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, “Ivan, jump down.”
Ivan replied in tears, “Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son.”
Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out.
Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee started running toward the window.
Putin grabbed him and said, “Are you crazy? You will die if you jump!”
Struggling, Lee replied, “Let me go! I have a wife and a son!”
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Speculation was rife as to why Vladimir Putin has been missing for the last 10 days.
Turns out he had the flu.
That’s what happens when you fight cold wars.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Vladimir Putin" you get murdered.
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Russia's Three Steps to Homework
Step 1. Putin it off
Step 2. Stalin
Step 3. Russian to finish
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What did a hоокеr say to the Russian President?
Vladimir Putin
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Trump, Hillary, and Putin ran a marathon.
Trump wins, Putin finished last.
US newspapers: Hillary finished second.
Russian newspapers: Putin won.
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The Russian Election is coming up again pretty soon
I hear Putin won
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Have you heard the Russian president has just taken over a planet in the outer solar system?
He's called it Putin-Uranus.
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Vladimir Putin receives a phone call from his assistant after the election...
"Good morning, Mr. Putin. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your adversary has taken 61% of the vote. The good is, you've taken more."
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A communist homework joke...
Stop Putin it off man. You're Lennin it get to you. I know it's stressful but you really need the good Marx. You really are just Stalin the enevitable. Do it Mao!!
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Putin planned a holiday trip to the U. S. for the President's Day weekend sales...
But he cancelled at the last minute when he remembered he'd already bought one.
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“Hey what’s the Russian president’s name?”
“Putin?”
“Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
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Do you know Putin
Putin these ваlls in your mouth
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