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You call it lazy, I call it selective participation.

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When told the reason for daylight savings time the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”

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I’m so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for роrn.

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“If you think women are the weaker sеx, try pulling the blanket back to your side.”
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Stuart Turner“

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“Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?”
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Tim VineI

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I have Alzheimer’s bulimia – first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke.
Cindy from Marzahn

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