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I have an intense desire to return to the wомв. Anybody's.
Woddy Allen

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Life is like a dogsled team.
If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard

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“They say the dog is man's best friend.
I don't believe that.
How many of your friends have you neutered?”
- Larry Reeb

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“If you think women are the weaker sеx, try pulling the blanket back to your side.”
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Stuart Turner“

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“Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?”
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Tim VineI

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I have Alzheimer’s bulimia – first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke.
Cindy from Marzahn

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