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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
Woddy Allen

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I believe there is something out there watching over us – unfortunately it's the government.
Woddy Allen

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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'see if you can вlоw this one out.'"
Jerry Seinfeld

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I have an intense desire to return to the wомв. Anybody's.
Woddy Allen

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Life is like a dogsled team.
If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis Grizzard

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“They say the dog is man's best friend.
I don't believe that.
How many of your friends have you neutered?”
- Larry Reeb

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