Relationship Jokes

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My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens. - Rodney Dangerfield

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What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.

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Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.

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Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad.
Maybe I should let her in.

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My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone.
So I tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

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A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...
Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!

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Just bought my wife a desk-lamp for Christmas.
Her face is really gonna light up when she sees it.

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Christmas Jokes Relationship Jokes

My wife recently told me that sеx is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.

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Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant рот.*

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I saw a nакеd man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors nакеd and he said it was because I was home early.

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When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

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My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 сunтs and apparently I’m one of them.

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Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common?
A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.

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Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.

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The following conversation took place while on safari.
Wife: Wow those hippos are really fат and ugly, are they relatives of yours?
Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws

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Relationship Jokes Fat Jokes

Two skeletons were discussing their girlfriends.
"I think Bonnie is cheating on me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I don't know. I just feel it in my bones."

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I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgazm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.

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Office and Work Jokes Relationship Jokes

I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.

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I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sреrм bank.

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