Relationship Jokes

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In Taylor Swift's song trouble, she lied. She said that her ex Harry was trouble. But which one of them has been in a whole bunch of unsuccessful relationships and has songs to prove it? Maybe its not Taylor's exes who are trouble, maybe she's trouble.

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A man is at work one day, when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.” The co-worker responds sheepishly, “Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only an earring.” The man falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So how long have you been wearing one?” The co-worker responds, “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

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A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
"Nope. You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!"

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Jokes about Women Relationship Jokes

A chicken and an egg are having sеx. The chicken rolls off the egg and says,
"I guess that answers that question."

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Sex Jokes Relationship Jokes

Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?" I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sеxuаl adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said,
"I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple," I answered, "My wife has told me that when she wants my fuскing advice, she'll ask me for it."

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Relationship Jokes

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

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There's a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, "When you see those lights and hear those sirens, you are supposed to stop!" The man says,
"Well, I had a good excuse to keep driving." The officer says,
"I've heard every excuse in the book, but if it's one I haven't heard, I'll let you go." The man says,
"Well a few days ago, my wife ran off with one of your officers, and I was afraid you were trying to bring her back." So the officer let him go.

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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They’re worth it.

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What worse than finding out your ex-wife got cancer? A: Finding out it's curable.

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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

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Relationship Jokes

When you are married, nobody asks about your sеx life. They know that you don't have one!

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Marriage and Family Jokes Sex Jokes Relationship Jokes

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's кill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

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Jokes about Women Relationship Jokes

John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said,
"Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he asked excitedly. "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm.'" John was pleased until he went home and just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."

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Relationship Jokes

My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!

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The other night I went out on a blind date. Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace.

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Relationship Jokes

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

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Hey girl, come feel my sweater. Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
(Troll Face)

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Relationship Jokes

Wife: Had your Lunch??
Husband: Had your Lunch??
Wife: I am asking you??
Husband: I am asking you??
Wife: You Copying me??
Husband: You Copying me??
Wife: Lets go Shopping.
Husband: I had my Lunch.

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Relationship Jokes