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Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

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When you are married, nobody asks about your sеx life. They know that you don't have one!

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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's кill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

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John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said,
"Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?" To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he asked excitedly. "Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm.'" John was pleased until he went home and just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."

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My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!

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The other night I went out on a blind date. Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace.

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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

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Hey girl, come feel my sweater. Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
(Troll Face)

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Wife: Had your Lunch??
Husband: Had your Lunch??
Wife: I am asking you??
Husband: I am asking you??
Wife: You Copying me??
Husband: You Copying me??
Wife: Lets go Shopping.
Husband: I had my Lunch.

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My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens. - Rodney Dangerfield

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What do you have to do when your mother-in-law taps the window? Turn the furnace a little higher.

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Is a date a fruit or a vegetables? You don't know until he's at the door.

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Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad.
Maybe I should let her in.

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My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone.
So I tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

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A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...
Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!

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Just bought my wife a desk-lamp for Christmas.
Her face is really gonna light up when she sees it.

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Christmas Jokes Relationship Jokes

My wife recently told me that sеx is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.

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Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love.
Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you.
Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant рот.*

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