Relationship Jokes

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

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A lady noticed her friend was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked,
"Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Her friend replied, "Because I married the wrong man!"

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A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day?
Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?

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The five most important qualities in a woman: one who is independent and helps around the house, one who can make you laugh, one who you can trust, one who is good in bed, and most importantly, one who should make sure these four women never meet.

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A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says,
"Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and воовs are sagging. I could really use a complement right about now." The husband replied, "You have really good eye sight!"

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A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fат and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

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Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll in stores now?
It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

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A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says,
"Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says,
"It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies,
"Yep, dамn near impossible."

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In Taylor Swift's song trouble, she lied. She said that her ex Harry was trouble. But which one of them has been in a whole bunch of unsuccessful relationships and has songs to prove it? Maybe its not Taylor's exes who are trouble, maybe she's trouble.

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A man is at work one day, when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.” The co-worker responds sheepishly, “Don’t make such a big deal out of this, it’s only an earring.” The man falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, “So how long have you been wearing one?” The co-worker responds, “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

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A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said,
"Nope. You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!"

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A chicken and an egg are having sеx. The chicken rolls off the egg and says,
"I guess that answers that question."

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Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?" I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sеxuаl adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said,
"I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple," I answered, "My wife has told me that when she wants my fuскing advice, she'll ask me for it."

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Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

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There's a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, "When you see those lights and hear those sirens, you are supposed to stop!" The man says,
"Well, I had a good excuse to keep driving." The officer says,
"I've heard every excuse in the book, but if it's one I haven't heard, I'll let you go." The man says,
"Well a few days ago, my wife ran off with one of your officers, and I was afraid you were trying to bring her back." So the officer let him go.

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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They’re worth it.

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What worse than finding out your ex-wife got cancer? A: Finding out it's curable.

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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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