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If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.

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Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

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My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet!
Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.

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Got in trouble last night after I went on a date but didn’t open the car door for the lady I was with. To my shame I decided to just swim to the surface and save myself.

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I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.

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Who does the cooking in a lеsвiаn relationship?
Neither of them. The both eat-out.

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I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

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My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

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Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiот”.

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I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sеx on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.

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Went to the hospital today to see a doctor because me and my wife have been struggling to have a baby. He told me I have a condition called ‘small соx’.

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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.

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Behind every angry woman stands...
Stands a clueless man...
Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

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The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error.
To her credit, Nancy finally said,
"Look. I'll tell you what. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I was right."
"Fine." I said.
She took a deep breath, looked me in the eye and said,
"I'm wrong."
I grinned and replied, "You're right."

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Three things that can make a man depressed.
1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck

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I told my girlfriend, "The last thing I want to do is break up with you... I have about five things on my list before I get there."

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I've learned that being in a really committed relationship, it's about compromise, but it's also about knowing what you want and getting that out of it. Like, for instance, I've told her I can't go through with the wedding unless our song is 'The Monster Mash.' And that's gotten me out of a lot of planning I don't want to do.

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Got stopped by a women in the street today. She said “Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years that wasn’t your fault? I said, “Yes, she’s nearly 3 now.”

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Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship.
Ms. Frayed-end:
"Why don't you ever call me anymore?"
Mr. Knot:
"That goes both ways. You never call me either!"
Ms. Frayed-end:
"We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!"
Mr. Knot:
"Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!"
Ms. Frayed-end:
"Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"

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