Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship.
Ms. Frayed-end:
"Why don't you ever call me anymore?"
Mr. Knot:
"That goes both ways. You never call me either!"
Ms. Frayed-end:
"We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!"
Mr. Knot:
"Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!"
Ms. Frayed-end:
"Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"