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A radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
Dj:
“96 FM here, what’s your name?” Caller:
“Hi, my name’s Dave.”
Dj:
“Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller:
“Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
Dj:
“You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller:
“Goan fсuк yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
Dj:
“96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller:
“Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
Dj:
“Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller:
“Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
Dj:
“You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller:
“Smee again! Goan fсuк yourself!”
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