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I was offered sеx today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Dettol, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

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Women wake up yawning and men with an еrестiоn.
Coincidence?
I think not.

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I'm in London -- I'm in Piccadilly Circus -- and I feel this guy grab my knapsack. I turn around, and he's like, 'Oop! You caught me. I'm a pickpocket. Can I buy you a drink?' So, I had sеx with him.

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For me, having sеx is a lot like spreading butter on toast.
It’s possible with a credit card, but so much easier with a knife.

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I’ve just seen an advert on Роrnhuв that claimed it could “teach me to have sеx without cuming”
I’m not paying 25 bucks for that when I could just ask my girlfriend how she does it.

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I knew my parents had sеx. I just didn't think they liked it.

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I woke up this morning and thought I had tunnel vision.
Luckily it was a false alarm, the wife just fancied a 69.

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Women are like rocks. They're only cool after they get wet.

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I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sеx with women so much.

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A 13 year old was watching a movie on cable TV. A man ripped off a woman’s blouse and said, “I want what I want when I want it!”
The boy, turned on by the scene and the lоvемакing which followed, finished watching the movie, and decided to try what he had just witnessed on the 13 year old girl next door, a classmate.
He went over to her house, found that her parents weren’t home from work yet and ripped off her blouse. Then said, “I want what I want when I want it !”
The girl stared at him and coolly replied…. “You’ll get what I got when I get it!”

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Yo mama is so ugly she was hired by a prison to cure sеx offenders.

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I bought my wife a diamond ring and she promised аnаl sеx in return.
“This wasn’t quite what I had in mind,” I said, as she introduced me to Paul, her hairdresser.

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Wanking.
The male cure for insomnia.

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I have this buddy who claims he’s “tri-sεxual.” … …
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Claims he’ll try anything if it has to do with sεx.

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I called my mate and said, “I’ve got two hot girls coming over tomorrow, and all they want to do the whole day is fсuк and eat cakes. Do you fancy coming round?”
“Fсuкing right I do,” he replied.
“Good,” I said, “because I’m shiт at baking.”

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This nerd in Sheffield set a world record by solving a Rubik’s cube in 43 seconds using only one hand.
Then he went home and celebrated, again using only one hand.

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I’ve told my wife she should try posting a few of her jokes on here; she’s always coming out with these hilarious one-liners.
Like the other night, after she finished performing оrаl sеx on me, she said “Now do me.”
Classic.

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Today I Learned that Pigeons Die when they have sеx . …
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At least the one I shagged did.

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I fuскеd up a decent chance of sеx last night.
I was chatting up a girl in a bar. Things were going well, so I asked her if she’d like to go back to my place.
She said, “My head says no, but my heart says yes…”
I said, “Okay, let’s make it best out of three. What does your сunт say?”

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I must give my wife credit. She has mastered the mannequin challenge.
She does it every time we have sеx.

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