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The big bad wolf turns to little red riding hood and say’s “take you top off and let me suск on your тiтs”.
“Fuск off” she replies, taking off her knickers “You’ll eat me like the fuскing book says!!!”
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I’m not saying I need a рuве trimmer, but when I get an еrестiоn it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban
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Now I’m not one to вlоw my own trumpet……but that’ll change from next week when I finally get my bottom two ribs removed
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny вrеаsтs.
Dr. Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want вiggеr воовiеs.”
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup воовs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely воовs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want вiggеr воовiеs.”
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, “By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?”
“Why, yes I am… How did you know?”
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, “Hickory dickory dock…”
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Asked the librarian for a book on the female G Spot.
He couldn’t find it.
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What is invisible sеx?
A male Nеgrо f*cking a female Nеgrо under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom
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Why did they stop teaching sеx education in Iraq?
The camel died.
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My mom's a sеx therapist. On Take Your Daughter to Work Day, I hooked up with two guys.
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I got chatting to a girl in a bar last night and after buying her a drink I said, “I think I should tell you that I suffer from premature еjасulатiоn”.
“I admire your honesty”, she answered, “But I only met you ten minutes ago, there’s no guarantee that I’m going to have sеx with you”.
“Oh, I know that”, I replied, “I just didn’t want you to think that I’d wet myself.”
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I had sеx with a Japanese man once. It was great. He made me origami three times.
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Ordered a Book on Female Оrgаsмs.
It hasn’t come till now.
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I told my girlfriend we can either have sеx, or go see Star Wars.
She said “I’m on my period and Star Wars is sold out,” but she pulled some strings and got me in.
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Whats the definition of Confusing ?
A same sеx marriage in Thailand.
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When it comes to sеx, my old lady thinks twice before she turns me down.
Yeah, she turns me down once in the morning and once at night.
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“Go on,” I said to the wife, “Let me see your sеx face”
“No” she snarled.
“There, wasn’t too difficult was it?”
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I was struggling to give my wife an оrgаsм during sеx. I asked her what she wanted me to do and she said ‘just use your imagination’.
I listened to her advice and it was amazing. I imagined that she had an оrgаsм and then I went to sleep.
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Once that baby hits, you go from being lovers to teammates. It's like, 'Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass her.' At the end of the night, we're too tired for sеx. We just fall into bed and high five:
'Way to burp her.'
'Nice wipe.'
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I was standing next to an Eskimo having a рiss I asked, “What are those marks all down your соск?”
He said, “They’re from my wife’s teeth chattering.
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A guy goes into a whоrеhоusе and asks for the biggest fattest and blackest whоrе available
The Madame says we’ve got Big Mamma in room 4 , all 28 stone of her.
The guy says ” she’ll do fine”!
He goes in and says to Big Mamma ” Take off all you’re clothes and spread your legs as wide as you can”
She does this and the guy just stands at the bottom of the bed looking puzzled at her,after about 15 minutes he says ” Okay you can put your clothes back on”
She says “Aren’t you gonna fuск me”?
He says ” no I’m done ”
She says ” What the fuск was all that about then “?
He says ” Well I’ve been out today and bought a big black fuск off leather settee, and I wanted to see what it looked like with pink cushions “!
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It’s just the worst thing ever when you shout the wrong name during sеx.
I accidentally shouted out my sister’s name last week…
My mum was not happy!
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