Short people jokes

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Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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You shouldn't make fun of short people
They belittle themselves.

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Why can you lie infront of short people without consequences?
It goes over their heads.

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Tall vs. Short
**Tall People:** I'm somewhere around 6 feet.
**Short People:** I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches.

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Short people are oppressed
They're always getting overlooked.

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I'm not saying short people are inferior
But I do look down on them.

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Why can’t short people become chefs?
Because it’s a high steaks job

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Why can't short people get depressed?
They're always looking up!

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Short people are materialistic.
Tall people are вiggеr than that. They can see past it.

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What's so offensive about short people jokes?
I consider them the height of comedy

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I read a headline that said "short people are less intelligent than taller people"
That can't be true. Einstein was 5'7" and Stephen Hawkin was 3'5".

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Have you ever noticed that short people have more role models than anyone else?
It's because they are looking up to everyone

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What do short people call something that's too high up?
Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Short people shouldn't hate short jokes
We're just complaining that we need more of them

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What are short people???
Short people are the future. They consume less food, use less car fuel & more of them fit on the earth.
They're basically eco-friendly humans.

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You gotta hand it to short people
Because they can't reach it

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Why can't short people cook?
Because the steaks are too high.

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Being tall is an enormous responsibility
Short people look up to you.

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How do short people greet others?
They microwave.

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Does anyone know the PC term for short people?
... Or do yall also struggle with gnomenclature

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