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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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I always say muchos to spanish people.
It means a lot to them

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I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?
The Spanish Inquisition.

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My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised.
Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition
Edit: expects*

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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?
The ¿Qué Qué Qué?

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Canadian joke my dad used to tell me, wanted to see if it translates well...
Phillip: What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrance: I don't know Phillip
Phillip: *Farts*

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My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain
He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells.
Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician

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People are always amazed at the skilled tattoo artists in Spain.
No one expects the Spanish ink precision

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A cop pulled over a spanish photon...
The cop asked,
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
The photon said,
"C."

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Whenever I'm asked "What happened in 1492?", people are always surprised by my answer.
Nobody expects "The Spanish Inquisition".

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In a huge lecture hall once I only had four international students turn up - English, French, Spanish and German. I asked if they could all see me. They said...
Yes, Oui, Si, Ja

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So my Spanish teacher told me to turn in my essay
I told her I ain't no snitch

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I saw a Spanish magician last night.. he said "uno, dos.."
And then he disappeared without a tres

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"Uno, dos..."
And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres.

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A blonde tells her friend
"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"
"No way! How long did it take you?" Replied her friend
"6 months"
"That cannot be a record time!'
" Well the box said from 1 to 3 years"
Sorry for bad English, original was in Spanish

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My friend is so rich
He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician

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What do you call a spanish child molester?
A Pedrophile.

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A spanish magician ...
A spanish magician gets on stage and says "I will disappear in 3 seconds." He counts:
"Uno, Dos." And he disappeared without a tres.

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A manager was telling his Spanish waiter to put the cutlery on the trays. The waiter didn’t understand so the manager, becoming frustrated said “ON THOSE TRAYS”
The waiter replied “no no no it’s uno dos tres”

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