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I’ve been vacationing in Miami for a few days and all of my Uber drivers have been immigrants from Spanish countries.
As of right now, only Juan has signaled when changing lanes.

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I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company.
Talk about a real lосо motive.

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In America, what is the difference between optimists and pessimists?
Optimists are learning Spanish, while pessimists are learning Arabic.

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(Spanish joke) Habia un hipopótamo en un zoológico se murió el martes de que se murió?
Se murió de HIPOthermia

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What do you call someone who's really good at using the Spanish word for with?
A соn artist

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Why did the Spanish кill off the Incans?
Because they were an Incanvenience...

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The Spanish word for blue asked me out on a date and then stood me up.
What an azul.

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TIL the name of dinner in spanish
And it's name is LA CENA!

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I was at a restaurant that serves traditional Spanish food. I was shocked to see that they serve clamari, and with the squid's ink!
No one expects the Spanish ink cuisine!

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Food Jokes Spanish jokes Restaurant Jokes

What do you call a baby elephant in Spanish?
El infant.

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Elephant jokes Spanish jokes

A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks?
The German!

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Bar and Bartender Jokes Spanish jokes

Spanish Dad Joke
Dad: Son what are you drinking?
Son: Soy Milk
Dad: Hola Milk, me llamo Dad

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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender"
I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine

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Spanish jokes School Jokes