Star Wars Jokes

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What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!

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Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Sсrеw it

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Where do sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!

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What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli

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Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader’s son.
Palpatine: Knew it.

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Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

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Star Wars jokes: Qui gon Chinn, mace chindo, chinbakka, darth chinious, anachin skywalker

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Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!

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Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8
- Yoda

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What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!

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Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night.
She said no so I used “the force”.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?
Through the Windu

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My Son, Luke, Loves How I Name My Kids After Star Wars Characters
My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much

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So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character
You should've seen the Luke on her face.

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I was watching Star Wars with my son and he asked me why Luke had climbed into a Tauntaun. I replied, “because it was warm.”
He turned to me and asked, “how warm?”
I looked at him excitedly and said, “Luke warm.”

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[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han Tell Leia after they separated?
*May Divorce be with you.*

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My SO is a кinкy Star Wars fаn so we decided to role play
He said,
"I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

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What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car?
A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.

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[SPOILER] Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?
Some Stormtrooper

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What's missing from star wars 7? Maybe [SPOILER]
Nobody's limbs.

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