Terrorist jokes

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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!

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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A:
"Does my bomb look big in this?"

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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.

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Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention.
They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!

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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.

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So this rетаrdеd blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay.
The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills.
So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well.
In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills."
So we told the Warden and he laughed he said:
"You know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!"
The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!"
The blind couple said,
"What happens to the fishes?"
The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"

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Q:
"What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."

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Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.

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Where did OP go in the explosion?
Everywhere.

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What is a suicide bombers worst fear?
Dying alone…

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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.

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“I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia”

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Cmon guys 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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