Thanksgiving Jokes

Newest jokes in this category

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers
But then I quit cold turkey

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving?
Beef with turkey

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

It's Thanksgiving, who doesn't like Turkey?
Russia

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because they don't like Turkey

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving
... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey...
... Easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

My family told me to stop eating the leftover Thanksgiving food from the fridge.
But sadly, I couldn't quit cold turkey.

0 0

Food Jokes Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and an EA game?
The turkey is stuffed with content and you only have to pay for it once.

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

We should start a middle eastern war over Thanksgiving.
That way we can slaughter a Turkey twice.

0 0

Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes