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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
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If Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on a stranded island, who would survive?
The United States of America
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250th Anniversary Coin
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Монета за 250-годишнината Монета за 250-годишнината Moneda del 250.º aniversario Монета к 250-летию Münze zum 250-jährigen Jubiläum Pièce du 250e anniversaire Νόμισμα για την 250ή επέτειο Moneta per il 250° anniversario 250. yıl dönümü parası Монета до 250-річчя Moeda do 250.º aniversário Moneta z okazji 250. rocznicy Mynt till 250-årsjubileet Munt voor het 250-jarig jubileum Mønt til 250-årsjubilæet Mynt til 250-årsjubileet 250-vuotisjuhlakolikko 250. évfordulós érme Monedă aniversară de 250 de ani Mince k 250. výročí 250-ųjų metinių moneta 250 gadu jubilejas monēta Kovanica za 250. obljetnicu
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A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fаn.”
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He knows there is no threat, she doesn't
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Той знае, че няма заплаха, тя не знае Тој знае дека нема закана, таа не знае Él sabe que no hay amenaza, ella no lo sabe Он знает, что угрозы нет, она не знает Er weiß, dass keine Gefahr besteht, sie nicht Lui sait qu’il n’y a pas de menace, elle ne le sait pas Αυτός ξέρει ότι δεν υπάρχει απειλή, εκείνη δεν το ξέρει Lui sa che non c’è nessuna minaccia, lei no O bir tehdit olmadığını biliyor, o bilmiyor Він знає, що загрози немає, вона не знає Ele sabe que não há ameaça, ela não sabe On wie, że nie ma zagrożenia, ona nie wie Han vet att det inte finns något hot, hon vet inte Hij weet dat er geen dreiging is, zij weet het niet Han ved, at der ikke er nogen trussel, hun ved det ikke Han vet at det ikke er noen trussel, hun vet det ikke Hän tietää, ettei uhkaa ole, hän ei tiedä Ő tudja, hogy nincs veszély, ő nem tudja El știe că nu există nicio amenințare, ea nu știe On ví, že nehrozí žádné nebezpečí, ona to neví Jis žino, kad grėsmės nėra, ji nežino Viņš zina, ka draudu nav, viņa nezina On zna da nema prijetnje, ona ne zna
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NATO,EU,Putin
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Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days.
That.. That's it...
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Trump - Musk
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"I can't believe people are comparing Trump to Satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's certainly not as evil as Trump."
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"Не мога да повярвам, че хората сравняват Тръмп със Сатаната. Да, той е зъл, но със сигурност не е толкова зъл, колкото Тръмп." Ice-T "Не можам да верувам дека луѓето го споредуваат Трамп со Сатаната. Да, тој е зол, но сигурно не е толку зол како Трамп." Ice-T "No puedo creer que la gente esté comparando a Trump con Satanás. Sí, es malvado, pero desde luego no es tan malvado como Trump." Ice-T "Не могу поверить, что люди сравнивают Трампа с Сатаной. Да, он злой, но уж точно не настолько злой, как Трамп." Ice-T "Ich kann nicht glauben, dass die Leute Trump mit Satan vergleichen. Ja, er ist böse, aber ganz sicher nicht so böse wie Trump." Ice-T "Je n'arrive pas à croire que des gens comparent Trump à Satan. Oui, il est maléfique, mais il n'est certainement pas aussi maléfique que Trump." Ice-T "Δεν μπορώ να πιστέψω ότι ο κόσμος συγκρίνει τον Τραμπ με τον Σατανά. Ναι, είναι κακός, αλλά σίγουρα δεν είναι τόσο κακός όσο ο Τραμπ." Ice-T "Non riesco a credere che la gente stia paragonando Trump a Satana. Sì, è malvagio, ma di certo non è malvagio quanto Trump." Ice-T "İnsanların Trump'ı Şeytan'la kıyaslamasına inanamıyorum. Evet, kötü, ama kesinlikle Trump kadar kötü değil." Ice-T "Не можу повірити, що люди порівнюють Трампа із Сатаною. Так, він злий, але точно не настільки злий, як Трамп." Ice-T "Não consigo acreditar que as pessoas estejam a comparar Trump ao Diabo. Sim, ele é mau, mas certamente não é tão mau como Trump." Ice-T "Nie mogę uwierzyć, że ludzie porównują Trumpa do Szatana. Tak, jest zły, ale na pewno nie aż tak zły jak Trump." Ice-T "Jag kan inte fatta att folk jämför Trump med Satan. Ja, han är ond, men han är definitivt inte lika ond som Trump." Ice-T "Ik kan niet geloven dat mensen Trump met Satan vergelijken. Ja, hij is kwaadaardig, maar zeker niet zo kwaadaardig als Trump." Ice-T "Jeg kan ikke tro, at folk sammenligner Trump med Satan. Ja, han er ond, men han er bestemt ikke så ond som Trump." Ice-T "Jeg kan ikke tro at folk sammenligner Trump med Satan. Ja, han er ond, men han er definitivt ikke så ond som Trump." Ice-T "En voi uskoa, että ihmiset vertaavat Trumpia Saatanaan. Kyllä, hän on paha, mutta ei todellakaan yhtä paha kuin Trump." Ice-T "Nem hiszem el, hogy az emberek Trumphoz hasonlítják a Sátánt. Igen, gonosz, de biztosan nem annyira gonosz, mint Trump." Ice-T "Nu-mi vine să cred că oamenii îl compară pe Trump cu Satana. Da, e malefic, dar cu siguranță nu e la fel de malefic ca Trump." Ice-T "Nemůžu uvěřit, že lidé přirovnávají Trumpa k Satanovi. Ano, je zlý, ale rozhodně není tak zlý jako Trump." Ice-T "Negaliu patikėti, kad žmonės lygina Trumpą su Šėtonu. Taip, jis blogas, bet tikrai ne toks blogas kaip Trumpas." Ice-T "Es nevaru noticēt, ka cilvēki salīdzina Trampu ar Sātanu. Jā, viņš ir ļauns, bet noteikti ne tik ļauns kā Tramps." Ice-T "Ne mogu vjerovati da ljudi uspoređuju Trumpa sa Sotonom. Da, zao je, ali sigurno nije toliko zao kao Trump." Ice-T
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If a guy ends a war he started does he get the Nobel Prize?
Please stop calling, Mr. Trump.
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Daddy, are we going to jail? No princess, you and your brothers are.  I am going to Russia!
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Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Неll where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Неll. "No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying nакеd on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Веnт over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"
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Two impeachments? And no blow job?
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Huawei to HELL
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What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the аsshоlе.
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Какво е общото между женските прашки и косата на Доналд Тръмп? ¿Qué tienen en común el pelo de Trump y un tanga? - Pues que ambos cubren apenas el culo... Hvad har Donald Trumps hår og en g-streng tilfælles?– De dækker begge knapt nok for røvhullet.
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The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …
so Trump can’t tweet it.
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Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.
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Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
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Makes toilets great again!!
Makes toilets great again!!
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When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.
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