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Healthcare in America is too expensive, ain't it? It's too expensive for the average person. What if you below average with no insurance? You might as well call Dr. Kevorkian.

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Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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The president of Mexico back, in the 80’s, locked in the entire senate one good day.
“No one leaves till we have a solution to our crumbling economy!!”
3 days they discussed plans, but to no avail.
Finally, on day 4, one congressmen stands up and excitedly announces he has a plan!!!
“We’ll declare war on the USA.” he announced
“WHY would we want to do THAT?” asked the shocked president.
“Well,” explained the young man, “then they’ll invade us and we will become THEIR problem. We”ll be added to their welfare, the food stamps, the unemployment…see????”
The room exploded with men and women agreeing with the plan, but the President looked unconvinced…
“What is wrong with the plan?” asked the Vice president
“Well… it is all fine and good… but what happens if we win??

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What's the big deal about flag burning? I know it's a symbol of America. So what? So is apple pie -- my mother used to burn those all the time.

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Not saying I have a dark sense of humour, but if it went to America it would be shot for resisting arrest.

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First thing they said, 'Well, Tiger, you're the first African America...' He was like, 'Ah, ah ,ah, ah -- first of all, I'm not African American. I'm two-thirds this, a quarter of that, an eighth of this, a fifth of Irish.' I'm like, 'How many people was havin' sеx that night, Tiger?'

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I was playing pool with a black man in America today when he had to stretch across the table to рот a ball.
The police barged in to the place and shot him for resisting a rest.

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“Are you from America madam?”
“You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?”
“No madam, it’s because this is Tesco and we don’t sell guns.”

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People make it seem like looting is bad. Looting is not bad. America was formed by looting. Any Indians here? Course not! See what I mean?

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