Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she stood in front of a revolving door for three hours looking for the doorknob.

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Yo' Mama's house is so dirтy, the roaches ride around in ATVs.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I can't even describe her 'cause I'm too scared to look.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I'd expect change.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

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Yo Momma Jokes Insult Jokes

Yo' Mama so redneck, she thought an elevator was a mobile home.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, not even her Rice Krispies will talk to her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, every car she gets into becomes a low rider.

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Yo' Mama's teeth have so many gaps, I don't know whether to laugh or kick a field goal.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she stepped on a scale, and it said, "Please step out of the car."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went to the amusement park, they gave her a group discount.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she needs six frames for her portrait.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes sumo wrestlers look malnourished.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she set a реnguin free from the Bronx Zoo.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she walked into a house of mirrors and had 700 years of bad luck.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she tried boarding Noah's ark, Noah yelled out the window, "We only need one of those."

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