Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she wears a polka dot dress, people play Twister.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she took up pages 41 - 43 in her school yearbook.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she finally turned herself around during the "Hokey Pokey," everyone gave her a welcome back party.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she got mistaken for a lost resident by the cemetery keeper.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she does her homework on an Etch-a-Sketch.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's donating her body to science fiction.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses Chapstick as a body moisturizer.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she bit off your daddy's toe 'cause she saw a corn on it.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on radar.

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Yo' Mama is so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she told your little sister that Santa Claus was dead.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, when I went to her house, a rat held me up while a cockroach stole my wallet.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her back scratcher is a spruce.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she puts on her BVDs, it spells out "boulevard."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, she has to creep up and take the bath by surprise.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, her knees have bangs.

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