Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she's on the highway, she has to stop at the weigh station.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she tried to jump rope and knocked the Earth out of orbit.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you need a map to pass her on the street.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, the front door and the back door of her house are on the same hinge.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she uses California redwoods to pick her teeth.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she sprays her clothes with Pledge and walks around the house to clean.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she dresses like a Chevrolet and gets in free at the drive-in.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she cut herself shaving, gravy poured out.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Тwinкiе on the other side just to get her through.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes a parachute look like a handi-wipe.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she measures her weight on the Richter Scale.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she won a marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.

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