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Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

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Yo mama's so fат, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

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Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

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Yo mamma's so fат when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

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Yo mamma so fат when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

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YO MAMA SO FАТ, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS .

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Yo mama's so fат, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

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your mamas so fат, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Yo mama is so fат on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

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Two men were talking:
First :
"Can U put the word 'реnis' in a sentence?"
Second:
"Yo mama's рussy."

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Yo mama so fат and sтuрid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

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Yo Mama's so fат, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Yo momma is so sтuрid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.

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1.Yo mama is so fат that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
2. Yo mama is so fат that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
3.Yo mama is so fат that people jog around her for exercise.
4. Yo mama is so fат that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
5.Yo mama is so fат that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
6.Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
7.Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
8.Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
9.Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
10.Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fат?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuск ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!

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Yo momma so fат when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

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Yo momma so fат she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.

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