Yo Momma Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought she could read minds when she got РМS.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she heard there was a change in the weather, she ran outside with her piggy bank.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, kids at the zoo feed her bananas.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she got to the sеx question on the job application, she wrote "not lately."

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, when she went into the woods, Bigfoot took pictures of her .

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Yo' Mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind вlоw it.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.

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Yo' Mama is so bald, I can see what she's thinking.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I stepped on a cockroach crawling across her floor, she said, "Now what do we do for supper?"

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Yo' Mama's head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don't get wet.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she was born, they had to perform a C-D-E-F-G-section.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to cover her head before her feet will get into bed with her.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she when wears leather pants to a party, people sit on her воотy thinking it's a couch.

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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she goes to the barber for a chest trim.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she was born, her parents got blueprints instead of a birth certificate.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she sweats barbeque sauce.

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