Bob is walking home when he sees a тrамр begging for change. Feeling a bit sorry for the man, he gives him some change and begins to walk off.
“Thank you,” says the homeless man. “It used to be so good for me but look at me now.”
“What do you mean?” asked Bob.
The тrамр replied, “I was a multi-millionaire, I had bank accounts all across the world with millions in. I had investments, bonds, stocks, shares and all sorts.”
“What happened, where did it go wrong?”
The тrамр replied, “forgot my fuскing mother’s maiden name.”