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- Полицията? - Алло Están dos mujeres en la calle peleando "Pronto - Алло Ein Mann ruft bei der Polizei an: "Herr Wachtmeister - Allo -Policía! hay dos mujeres que se están peleando por mi! -Y que problema hay? -Pues que va ganando la fea! - Alio - Allô la police! - Oui allô. - 2 filles se battent pour moi. - Et alors? - La moche est entrain de gagnée. - Alio
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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- Полицията? - Алло Están dos mujeres en la calle peleando "Pronto - Алло Ein Mann ruft bei der Polizei an: "Herr Wachtmeister - Allo -Policía! hay dos mujeres que se están peleando por mi! -Y que problema hay? -Pues que va ganando la fea! - Alio - Allô la police! - Oui allô. - 2 filles se battent pour moi. - Et alors? - La moche est entrain de gagnée. - Alio
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