Charlie’s an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, “There’s a problem with Mrs. Whittaker.” The boss says, “What’s that?” Charlie says, “I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo...

Charlie’s an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, “There’s a problem with Mrs. Whittaker.”
The boss says, “What’s that?”
Charlie says, “I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her рussy.”
The boss says, “That’s impossible. Show me.”
They go to the table where she’s lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, “See? There’s a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her рussy.”
The boss takes a closer look and says, “You jеrк, that’s not a piece of shrimp. That’s her сliт.”
Charlie says, “Her сliт? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp.”

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